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Apr 10, 2015

用英语秒杀骂你的人吧!这个真绝版了! 太搞笑了!




用英语秒杀骂你的人吧!这个真绝版了!


1.

we two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿



2.

how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你,怎么老是你?




3.

you don』t bird me,I don』t bird you , too.

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你




4.

you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up !

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!




5.

hello everybody!if you have something to say,thensay!if you havenothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝




6.

you me you me

彼此彼此




7.

You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!




8.

know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之,不知为不知…




9.

WATCH SISTER

表妹




10.

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse』son canmake hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!




11.

American Chinese not enough

美中不足




12.

one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,peopledie

车祸现场描述




13.

heart flower angry open

心花怒放






14.

go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过




15.

小明:I am sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!




16. 

If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条




17.

I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年25。




18.

you have two down son。

你有两下子。




19.

as far as you go to die

有多远,死多远!!!!





20.

I give you face you don』』t wanna face,you lose youface ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸



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